Couch Potato Driver Pillows

Racing fan's armchair transformed into Grand Prix car

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Homo Zapiens

Unconditional Loveseat

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

'Now that's Real TV!'

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"It's tough to get him moving, but once he's going he never stops."

Starvation Watching

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

'My arms are getting shorter.'

Lockdown Brain

Football Accident.

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."