Couch Potato Driver Gifts

Racing fan's armchair transformed into Grand Prix car

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

Homo Zapiens

Unconditional Loveseat

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

'Now that's Real TV!'

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"It's tough to get him moving, but once he's going he never stops."

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

Football Accident.

'My arms are getting shorter.'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'