Couch Potato Challenger Gifts

Bejing Olympics 2008

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Unconditional Loveseat

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Homo Zapiens

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

'Now that's Real TV!'

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"It's tough to get him moving, but once he's going he never stops."

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'My arms are getting shorter.'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."