Couch Potato Hero Pillows

Man watching a huge T.V., while eating a huge box of snacks and drinking a huge can of soda

"No, I'm not voting, are you kidding?! Right in the middle of fall sweeps?!! Forget about it!"

Gordzilla

'He died doing what he loved. Which was nothing.'

TV's Technical Difficulties.

"I hope you'll excuse my husband. He spends two hours at his hobby every evening."

"My advice for meeting girls is simple. Don't change a thing...be yourself...do what comes naturally!"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'He does lack social skills.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Unconditional Loveseat

Homo Zapiens

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

'Now that's Real TV!'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Couch Potatoes

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

'My arms are getting shorter.'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

Happy Brithday

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'