Cluckonaut Enthusiast Gifts

'It's risky, but it's the only way we'll make it all the way to Mars.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Clown Wife

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

"Seriously?"

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

Clown walks balloon dog

Monster Clown

Only Clowns

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"There's something very funny about those two!"

"We need to have a serious talk."

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"