Cluckonaut Enthusiast Gifts

'It's risky, but it's the only way we'll make it all the way to Mars.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Clown Wife

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

Monster Clown

Clown walks balloon dog

Turn your head and laugh.

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

Only Clowns

"Seriously?"

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

"There's something very funny about those two!"

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"