Cloud Novice Gifts

"They call it the Cloud. No wonder I Can't find anything in it."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"First time pruning?"

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'Look man, no wings!'

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Cloud Computing.

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

Postcards from Heaven...

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

"I worked on an early version of the Cloud. I call it the Fog because it never got off the ground."

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"Triple whammy."

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

'I guess you could consider it a transfer. We're putting you in the cloud.'

Computing in the Cloud

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

"If it weren't for you, we'd have nothing in the cloud."