Clothing Conundrum Enthusiast Gifts

'Doc, could someone help me with my shoe laces, and my truss...and can't get my zip... undone...'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"Underweird bras."

"That shirt is so last year."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

Happy Brithday

"I hope he's wearing pants."

I love my cape

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Boxers vs. Briefs

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

Kangaroo wearing a hoodie with a pouch.

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

I'm sorry, they don't make dresses large on the inside and small on the outside!

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

"I put my pants on the same as every other middle-aged person—in constant fear that the button will pop off under pressure."

"It depends on what attitude you wish to convey. This, for example, is part of our 'contempt' line."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"