Clothesline Acrobat Gifts

Cigarette Break.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Bobbies library of jeans

"That shirt is so last year."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

'Looks more fun than it is. I never realized pole dancing was so tough.'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Dolphin tricks.

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Closet.

'This is a very important trial, Ferguson -- you'd better put pants on.'

'You must have something in my size?'

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

"He just woke up from hibernation."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

A tightrope walker balances while holding hearts.

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'

Golfer trying to choose which pair of sunglasses to wear.

'Synchronised swimming.'

'Termites devour my house, the kids devour the hair off my head and taxes devour all my profits... I'm at the bottom of the food chain'!

'Mom, you did say it is a bath robe.'

Closing a Suitcase