Clothesline Aficionado Gifts

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"That shirt is so last year."

"Underweird bras."

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

Happy Brithday

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

'This is a very important trial, Ferguson -- you'd better put pants on.'

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

Shy Man at Party

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

"Is that my skirt?!!"

You know you're getting old when....

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

"He just woke up from hibernation."

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

'Can I borrow a bra, my nipples need protecting?'

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'