Clothes Horse Gifts

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

"Your card is overwrought."

"If you love Mom so much, why did you get her all of those clothes?!"

'I've got to cut your payment. Your clothes are fancier than mine!'

'Do these pants make my butte look big?'

"Would Madam like to try it outside for wolf whistles?"

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'The sleeves are short and the pants are baggy.' - 'It's really you sir.'

'Do you mind sir, I'll just guess you inside leg .'

'Perfect - as Sir will know, the fashion is for the looser suit this year...'

Killer Executive Suits.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

Cat Tie

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"This is daring, but I like it."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

At the suit makers

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.