Clothes-hound Gifts

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'She's so put together!'

Cat Tie

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

At the suit makers

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"