Closet Space Dreamer Gifts

"I'm looking for something with more closet space."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I'm bored."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Emergency exit into Space

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Moon: Made in China

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Shoot For The Moon

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."