Clipboard Holder Gifts

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

What goes up must come down, except for your cholesterol, apparently.

Money clip liquidation sale.

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

'To err is human, but to forgive is unusual.'

Boy skating on lake, classmates giving scores.

"No offense."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

In-Tray, Out-Tray and Lost.

'They're both great quarterbacks, but I chose Matt as my starter because he's dating a celebrity!'

Safety Pin

Construction is fine, but I'm more interested in development.

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"

'Bucky,I'm not going to duel you over a clipboard!'

Mail box with mouth!

"Papi! Baldo broke my favorite pencil!"

The Earth: It's Where You Live

"You aren't getting enough clothing."

Warning people with clipboards operate in this area.

'A Stewardess's Cupboard.' On a shelf are a Jar of COFFEE, a tin of TEA, and a box of ME.

The cutbacks were beginning to bite at the local council...

Would you say you are very likely, somewhat likely, or not at all likely to buy a clipboard from me?

Midway through the first quarter, Randall, the backup quarterback, fumbles the clipboard and is later dropped to third string on the depth chart.

'How are this morning, briefly?'

"Is that the Carmen Delgado?"

'You're a lousy singer....'

'You're cheating! That's the same ace I've got up my sleeve.'

"Let's face it you are not a great reader. The only books you finish are cheque books!"