Clipboard Holder Gifts

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

Money clip liquidation sale.

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

'To err is human, but to forgive is unusual.'

Boy skating on lake, classmates giving scores.

"No offense."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

In-Tray, Out-Tray and Lost.

'They're both great quarterbacks, but I chose Matt as my starter because he's dating a celebrity!'

Safety Pin

'Bucky,I'm not going to duel you over a clipboard!'

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"

Mail box with mouth!

"Papi! Baldo broke my favorite pencil!"

"You aren't getting enough clothing."

'A Stewardess's Cupboard.' On a shelf are a Jar of COFFEE, a tin of TEA, and a box of ME.

Warning people with clipboards operate in this area.

The cutbacks were beginning to bite at the local council...

'How are this morning, briefly?'

Midway through the first quarter, Randall, the backup quarterback, fumbles the clipboard and is later dropped to third string on the depth chart.

'You're cheating! That's the same ace I've got up my sleeve.'

'Hey, dirt bag, bring back the pencil.'

'You're a lousy singer....'

"Is that the Carmen Delgado?"

"Let's face it you are not a great reader. The only books you finish are cheque books!"