Clipboard Carrier Gifts

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

Midway through the first quarter, Randall, the backup quarterback, fumbles the clipboard and is later dropped to third string on the depth chart.

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

A Copy Editor and His Dog

I love Lawyers

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Editor.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

Dog traps the postman.

Publisher to writer: 'It was a great read, except I collided with run-on sentences, tripped over broken English and got knocked about by a dangling participle.'

New Marvel Heroes

'Beware of the teenager.'

"I was a gainfully employed copy editor. Suddenly, one day, I couldn't tell an em dash from an en dash."

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

"Anything for me?"

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

Dog's game

"Hello, Number 6!"

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"There's the mailman!"

"Delivery."

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"