Clinical Comedy Seeker Pillows

'Well I'm blowed if I know what any of this means!'

"There's nothing wrong with me, I just really like this couch."

Clown on bike.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Knights of the bedside table.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

Dedication to excellence....

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Zoo animals.

Noah's ark, many lions

"Gross."

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

Just a little seasoning...

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'