Clinical Comedy Seeker Prints

'Well I'm blowed if I know what any of this means!'

"There's nothing wrong with me, I just really like this couch."

Clown on bike.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Knights of the bedside table.

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Dedication to excellence....

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Noah's ark, many lions

Zoo animals.

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Gross."

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Relax, folks! I’m a lawyer. I can always find loopholes!"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'