Climate Superhero Gifts

West Antarctic Ice Sheet Melts

"If it weren't for the hole in the ozone, our view wouldn't be half this good."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

North Pole

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Politically Correct Snowperson

"We'll always have Paris..."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Climate Change

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

The New Normal

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Deforestation.

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

Is it me or are we getting a lot more wind lately?

'...and this is the water garden...'

Sea Change.

Climate Change

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."