Sustainability Superhero Gifts

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

"Incredible - here in the Himalayas! A new mountain made up entirely of discarded computers shipped to India from the West!"

'I'm just so worried about mercury in the water and sulfur dioxide in the air.'

"TV bioenergy, I like it!"

Profit for Shell

Climate Change Winner

IPCC Climate Report

"Thanks kid. Here's your change."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Bourgeois Man and his ceaseless mission to tell everyone else how to live.

'Someday, all this will be yours.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Walking the Oil Plank.

"The government has sent some guidelines as to how we can cut our carbon footprint down....cut back on First Class air travel!"

'Hug it harder! I'm sure that will put it out!'

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

North Pole

"I love you too, big guy."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Climate Crisis

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Food waste with recycling symbol

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Environment policy.

Deforestation.

Ecological balance.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."