Climate Change Superhero Gifts

"So you're looking for a fate who can reduce your carbon footprint?"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

North Pole

But is it organic?

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"We'll always have Paris..."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

The New Normal

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

Climate Change

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Mother nature takes her course.

Deforestation.

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

"What's that, girl? Melting ice are shifting water systems causing fish to change habitats, threatening coastal communities with rising sea levels, and causing permafrost in the Arctic to release more greenhouse gas?"

Is it me or are we getting a lot more wind lately?