Sustainable Superhero Gifts

Global Warming - Sun Roasting Earth Like a Chicken.

North Pole

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

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"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

"I can see our house from here."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

The UN Forest. . . after its latest 3000 page climate report is released.

Vote Signal

'Dubious Adult Superpowers'

It wasn't easy, but we finally plugged the hole.

"Sea animals are long since extinct but he ocean is still dangerous for swimmers!"

A Tree Fights Back

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

Paper Bath Towels.

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

"I'd never have imagined such innovative ways of wearing this cape!"

"I'm beginning to suspect this may not be anything so dignified as an attack."

'I'm just so worried about mercury in the water and sulfur dioxide in the air.'

"So you're looking for a fate who can reduce your carbon footprint?"

Future Farmer struggling to get water