Climate Quipster Gifts

'But, surely that means the snow will be melting.'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

Minnesota Weather.

US Winter Weather Map.

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

M&S goes green - Carbon Neutralising Underpants.

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

Welcome to the North Pole

'Unusual weather for June'

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

To Antarctica

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

Hello, is this Lucille? This is Lars Fusco. We met about 20 years ago at a party. You said I should call you when hell freezes over, and I wanted to clarify something which I've been wondering about over the years. At that time, were you aware of global warming?

'Due to global warming the Baked Alaska has been replaced by Thawed Alaska.'

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

'Rats, the weather forecast is bad for the whole week: Hot and sunny...'

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

Carbon suicide

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

"When I told you to acquire waterfront property, nobody believed in global warming!"

"Actually it started quite harmlessly... internal combustion engines were the first thing the EU banned..."

'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!'