Climate Gaugers Gifts

"The weather never changes here. You're fired."

The interested bystanders.

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

Minnesota Weather.

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

A man goes through a barren desert only to find he's lost at North Pole.

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

"I'm trying to hack into Mother Nature's computer so I can make it snow. I have some serious TV binge watching to do, so I need the snow days."

Wrong Side of the Equator

A Greenhouse Effect: Global Moaning

"Sure, the Antarctic waters are great feeding grounds, but can we try tropical waters next time?"

"Yes, it’s hot and humid in Atlanta, but my vote is worth ten thousand of yours."

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

"It seems like all we talk about anymore is the weather."

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

'Apparently, this wind is coming in from the Arctic ...' (Polar bear flies through air.)

'A body temperature of 98.6 normally wouldn't worry me but this is in centigrade!'

Global Temperatures graph on fire.

Meteorologist: Global Temperature

'Hey! North migration has the right of way in Spring!'

"The best time to buy a thermometer is January. They're lower then."

"So. . . what's cookin'?"

"Is it my imagination, or has it been an unusually wet summer?"

'Many creatures have adapted beautifully to the harsh life of the desert' - 'If I survive one more day...' 'It's like a furnace here.'

'My wife is frigid!'

"These cold flashes are terrible, I can't stop shaking." "I'll crank it up another two hundred, dear. That should do it." "The real reason for global warming."

"Hey, it's not the heat, it's the humidity."

rising sea levels

"I forgot to turn the thermostat up."

"The kids are at our home in Florida on a surprise visit of their own."