Climate Gaugers Prints

"The weather never changes here. You're fired."

The interested bystanders.

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

Minnesota Weather.

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

A man goes through a barren desert only to find he's lost at North Pole.

"I'm trying to hack into Mother Nature's computer so I can make it snow. I have some serious TV binge watching to do, so I need the snow days."

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

Wrong Side of the Equator

"It seems like all we talk about anymore is the weather."

A Greenhouse Effect: Global Moaning

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

"Yes, it’s hot and humid in Atlanta, but my vote is worth ten thousand of yours."

"Sure, the Antarctic waters are great feeding grounds, but can we try tropical waters next time?"

'Apparently, this wind is coming in from the Arctic ...' (Polar bear flies through air.)

Meteorologist: Global Temperature

'A body temperature of 98.6 normally wouldn't worry me but this is in centigrade!'

Global Temperatures graph on fire.

'Hey! North migration has the right of way in Spring!'

"So. . . what's cookin'?"

"Is it my imagination, or has it been an unusually wet summer?"

"The best time to buy a thermometer is January. They're lower then."

'Many creatures have adapted beautifully to the harsh life of the desert' - 'If I survive one more day...' 'It's like a furnace here.'

'My wife is frigid!'

I've checked the spreadsheet, minion. How do you explain yourself? What'd I do, boss? Since you started working here 13 years ago, average rainfall in the township has plummeted by 15%. We're now in a drought. That's led to coffee and cocoa purchases also plummeting by an average of 15%. I'm going to have to give you a 15% pay cut to compensate for your deleterious effect on the local climate. Very bad man.

"These cold flashes are terrible, I can't stop shaking." "I'll crank it up another two hundred, dear. That should do it." "The real reason for global warming."

"Hey, it's not the heat, it's the humidity."

"The kids are at our home in Florida on a surprise visit of their own."

rising sea levels