Temperature Gauge Aficionados Prints

"These cold flashes are terrible, I can't stop shaking." "I'll crank it up another two hundred, dear. That should do it." "The real reason for global warming."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

WORLD COUNCIL ON GLOBAL WARMING, 'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all - we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

Minnesota Weather.

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all -- we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

Retailers Tech Expo. A customer just passed a card with an embedded chip by the sensor to complete the purchase! They wave goodbye to their money!

'Those are just to hide the cracks in the wall.'

"I told you you keep the thermostat up too high."

'A body temperature of 98.6 normally wouldn't worry me but this is in centigrade!'

'No wonder prices are slightly higher north of the himalayas.'

Hot and Cold Elevator

'My wife is frigid!'

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

I thought "E" meant enough.

37.85 Litres Hats

"I don't think it matters is you choose metric or imperial."

'That won't get you the job, you might however be able to make a fiver from the frame'

Free thank you big spender with each fill up!

Clock Shop.

This job I got will only last until the pandemic is over. It's temp work.

'My Dad always said Imperial was better by miles.'

"Why are you wearing sunglasses at night?"

"The weather never changes here. You're fired."

"I'm metric and he's imperial."

Foot Long Hot Dogs. Actual Mileage May Vary.

'You got straight A's? -- I thought that A's were little triangley things.'