Climate Debate Debunker Gifts

Trump's Weird Climate Change Logic

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

Statue of Liberty

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

"Dad, your basement is flooded with over ten inches of left-wing hoax."

The science doesn't prove global warming. Stop the fraud. So why save gas because bad things "might" happen in 50 years? Global warming is hot air. Because we're going broke importing oil from countries that hate us today? Lemme see our talking points. Global warming is hot air.

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch."

This Virtual Campaign Is Even Less Exciting Than the Usual Virtual Campaign

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

Complex Carbs

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

"The candidates this year are really honest."

If Animals Were Racist...

"I hope it misses us!"

'Now do you believe in Global Warming?'

Door labelled: 'False Economy Analysis & Research.'

Climate Change is a Hoax

'Mayonnaise is immoral.'

Non-Controversial Textbooks: "In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

"What to wear today?"

"Uh, well, I can't pay today, but my Surety, Joe Q. Public's Great-Great-Great Grandson will stand good for me..."

Republican campaign tosses out the truth.

Wimp and Wimpier: The Democratic Field for 2020

Trump Campaign Funding

"With the way the weather is these days I went ahead and packed my bathing suit, sun screen and cross country skis."

Ahhh! Now we got the IPCC by the balls!

"You hear that? New Zealand plans to tax cow burps. You have been warned!"

'They're having a ball up there.'