Climate Debate Debunker Pillows

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

Statue of Liberty

"Dad, your basement is flooded with over ten inches of left-wing hoax."

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch."

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

Complex Carbs

"The candidates this year are really honest."

'Mayonnaise is immoral.'

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

"I hope it misses us!"

Climate Change is a Hoax

Door labelled: 'False Economy Analysis & Research.'

'Now do you believe in Global Warming?'

If Animals Were Racist...

Trump Campaign Funding

Republican campaign tosses out the truth.

Ahhh! Now we got the IPCC by the balls!

"I refuse to be intimidated by climate alarmist!"

'When we agreed to peace talks - I was thinking of something a little more . . . I don't know congenial.'

"Uh, well, I can't pay today, but my Surety, Joe Q. Public's Great-Great-Great Grandson will stand good for me..."

'They're having a ball up there.'

Non-Controversial Textbooks: "In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

"With the way the weather is these days I went ahead and packed my bathing suit, sun screen and cross country skis."

"What to wear today?"

"You hear that? New Zealand plans to tax cow burps. You have been warned!"

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'