Client Magnet Gifts

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

Opening the door to new customers

'The client has asked that you please stop referring to the product as, 'Crappy Crap Crap.'

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

'Furthermore, had a handrail been fitted to the wall , my client would not be sitting here now.'

"Ed Pierce is here to see you sir, and remember, it's unprofessional to roll your eyes."

"Look at them over there, looking all smug with their clients and accounts and stuff."

"We can succeed if our target audience is not made up of rational human beings."

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

Something tells me his current firm aren't going to be happy to let him go!

Don't forget to read the small print.

"I'm working as fast as I can, Mr. Sims. There are only so many billable hours in a day, you know."

Let's shake on it.

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

What a Guy! The Tops! - "He likes to make his clients feel important."

'Pictures of your family?'

'But what do you sell?'

'The good news is consumer confidence is up. And the REALLY good news is consumer gullibility is Way up.'

'It's the philosophy of the company that truth in advertising begins at home.'

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products."

business lunch

'Yes sir, I'll get my chief daydreamer onto it now.'

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

"I want to be a Jockey."