Cliche Chucklers Pillows

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

Countervailing Clichés.

"The subwoofers really help."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

Lady sees door sign next to ENT: 'Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes'.

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

'I make certain all my clients are pessimists...they don't expect to win.'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

We all know we're up against a new ball game, a paradigm shift and a game changer, but luckily the cliches remain the same.

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

"Are you talking to me?"

"You're looking for love in all the wrong places, Harold."

"We want supervisors who know noses and never leave a grindstone unturned."

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"

"Pandemic! That's a pretty name."

"Here's a funny joke for you. A bartender walks into a barn..."

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

Laugh, Live, Love, Loathe

'Bless you!'

'Yes, I did receive your resume. As a matter of fact, I'm passing it around the office as we speak.'

'Does the suicide clause apply if he eats himself to death?'

Castaway flooded off of desert island.

"I'll make a deal with you. You don't push my buttons, and I won't pull your strings."

End of Desert You May Now Stand

'Maybe you're a 'man on a deserted island' cliche because you want to be a man on a deserted island cliche.'