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'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

Countervailing Clichés.

"The subwoofers really help."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

Lady sees door sign next to ENT: 'Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes'.

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

'I make certain all my clients are pessimists...they don't expect to win.'

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

The Big Four debate banking ethics

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

We all know we're up against a new ball game, a paradigm shift and a game changer, but luckily the cliches remain the same.

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

"Are you talking to me?"

"You're looking for love in all the wrong places, Harold."

"We want supervisors who know noses and never leave a grindstone unturned."

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"

"Here's a funny joke for you. A bartender walks into a barn..."

"Pandemic! That's a pretty name."

Laugh, Live, Love, Loathe

'Does the suicide clause apply if he eats himself to death?'

'Yes, I did receive your resume. As a matter of fact, I'm passing it around the office as we speak.'

'Bless you!'

'Maybe you're a 'man on a deserted island' cliche because you want to be a man on a deserted island cliche.'

End of Desert You May Now Stand

"I'll make a deal with you. You don't push my buttons, and I won't pull your strings."