Clever Disguise Admirer Gifts

Moles hiding on a scarecrow.

The DaVinci Code

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

'You know too much,'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Magic Tricks

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

How witness protection really works...

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Elusive Shadow.

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

Magician Playing Golf.

A Masked Ball

Evil Villain.

"Is there a rabbit in the house?"

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

Houdini's Dog

Meet The Ghostwriter

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.