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Moles hiding on a scarecrow.

The DaVinci Code

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

'You know too much,'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Magic Tricks

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

How witness protection really works...

Elusive Shadow.

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Keep it on until he's gone. They still think we're extinct.

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

A Masked Ball

Evil Villain.

Magician Playing Golf.

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

"Is there a rabbit in the house?"

Houdini's Dog

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

Paul Daniels.

Meet The Ghostwriter