Cleanliness Conundrum Conqueror T-Shirts

'I'd invite you in but we've got this new cream sofa and matching rug!'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

Ironing day.

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Fumes from furniture

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

In the art gallery

'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Cleaning Lockers.

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'