Cleaning Commentary Lover Gifts

Danger Wet Surface

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Sweep the board.

Dogs shaving

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Dust Bunny

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

Spring Cleaning

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Cleaning up space junk.

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

'Hello, is that the employment agency? It's about the domestic you sent me.'

Carpet Cleaner.

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

Floor Cleaner

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

'Mom, I'm only late because you told me not to come in until I wipe my feet first.'

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

Spring cleaning.