Cleaning Commentary Lover Gifts

Danger Wet Surface

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Sweep the board.

Dogs shaving

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

Spring Cleaning

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Cleaning up space junk.

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

Carpet Cleaner.

'Hello, is that the employment agency? It's about the domestic you sent me.'

Floor Cleaner

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'

Spring cleaning.