Clean Windshield Fanatic T-Shirts

Dozens of parking tickets under windscreen wipers. Woman passenger says: 'It might be time to give the windscreen a wipe.'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Car wash / Mouth wash

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

"When are you going to learn to put your shield up when you're flying at tree top level?"

Spring cleaning.

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

"Our smart car sent a text saying it went to the car wash to get all the winter salt off it. Did it also have to say because I was too lazy to do it?"

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

"You knew I was a clean breed when you got me."

Ward Cleaning.

"Other than obsessive bread-making, compulsive cleaning, British-TV-baking-series bingeing..."

'One could make the ultimate industrial strength glue by cracking the formula of the goo on night club stages.'

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'

"Sorry, I didn't realize you had a late session. Mind if I mop while you mope?"

"Why are you trying to develop a flying cow?"

'Watch out! That stuff prevents streaking!'

'I always wash it before applying the turtle wax.'

'I wish you'd tidy up your punctuation.'

"I've seen some dirty martinis in my day, but this, wow."

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

"It's a high tech weather control device, whenever you wash it, it rains"

Eco-friendly car wash.

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

'A picky flea.'

Man washes off dirt in the sea.

Crop Dusting?

'I'm so embarrassed driving such a filthy vehicle...'

"Hold on now, let me show you a less self-destructive way to defile that windshield."