Windshield Cleaner T-Shirts

"Hold on now, let me show you a less self-destructive way to defile that windshield."

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"I don't do windows."

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

A woman pops out of a computer screen to clean it.

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

Elephant cleans a car.

"Clean your specs, lady?"

Plane windscreen cleaner

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."

Spiderman car window cleaner

'The staff are calling for transparent management Miss Beamish and this is it.'

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

Bird poo decals.

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

''Wait till they've gone, then quietly clean the windows', I said - But you won't be told!'

Window Cleaner asks for help.

"I move for less transparency."

'What was all that yelling outside?'

"Uh-oh! - That was the window cleaner. . ."

Alien window cleaner...

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That sould keep you busy for the next decade.'

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

"Shoo!"

'It's in my resume. I don't do computer windows.'

Wild Window Washers

"So this is the company ladder you told me you were at the top of!"