Windshield Cleaner Pillows

"Hold on now, let me show you a less self-destructive way to defile that windshield."

"I don't do windows."

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

A woman pops out of a computer screen to clean it.

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

Plane windscreen cleaner

"Clean your specs, lady?"

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."

'The staff are calling for transparent management Miss Beamish and this is it.'

Elephant cleans a car.

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

''Wait till they've gone, then quietly clean the windows', I said - But you won't be told!'

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

Window Cleaner asks for help.

"I move for less transparency."

'What was all that yelling outside?'

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That sould keep you busy for the next decade.'

Alien window cleaner...

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

"Uh-oh! - That was the window cleaner. . ."

'It's in my resume. I don't do computer windows.'

"Shoo!"

Wild Window Washers

"So this is the company ladder you told me you were at the top of!"

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'