Clean Sweep Enthusiast Pillows

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Sweep the board.

Dogs shaving

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

'But you said to clean my room.'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

Spring Cleaning

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Cleaning up space junk.

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

Carpet Cleaner.

Mask Autumn

"Hello job security."

Floor Cleaner

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

'Mom, I'm only late because you told me not to come in until I wipe my feet first.'