Clean Sweep Enthusiast Mugs

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Dogs shaving

Sweep the board.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

'But you said to clean my room.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Spring Cleaning

Cleaning up space junk.

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

"Hello job security."

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Carpet Cleaner.

Floor Cleaner

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

Mask Autumn

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'