Classroom Joy Seeker Gifts

'A substitute teacher on a Friday! What an awesome way to start the weekend!'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

Trust

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Football/Soccer bubbles

Sparkler

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

'Dogs love kids because our faces are always within licking reach.'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Global Education

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

It could be worse -- there could be 35 teachers for every student

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

Beginning of the school year

Back to School

Toys for Tots

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

Graduation Day At A Party School

'Did I throw which spitball?'

"But playing computer games help my. . . uh. . . dexterity, so I can do my school work better!"

School boy

Boys on scooters

'You always go that extra mile, don't you Molly.'