Classroom Joy Seeker Pillows

'A substitute teacher on a Friday! What an awesome way to start the weekend!'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

Trust

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Football/Soccer bubbles

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

Sparkler

'Dogs love kids because our faces are always within licking reach.'

“Honestly class, where are your minds?!”

Global Education

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

Toys for Tots

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

Beginning of the school year

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

Back to School

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

It could be worse -- there could be 35 teachers for every student

Graduation Day At A Party School

'Did I throw which spitball?'

Math Class. Rm 217. I don't know how many time I've failed a math test.

School boy

Boys on scooters

"But playing computer games help my. . . uh. . . dexterity, so I can do my school work better!"