Classroom Critters Gifts

Mice being taught about mousetraps.

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

Math Teacher

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

'I didn't do the problem because you didn't say 'please.''

'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

Education Guidance

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

Young Stephen King

'I don't know whether these are good grades or not. The teacher calls them unique.'

'Yes, that person there...'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

'Hmmm, everyone seems to have prepared for the exam except for Thomas who's making a long face now.'

'How did my Chinese ancestors keep from falling off the earth before Mr Newton invented gravity?'

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

"Well, class, HUMOR isn't usually considered a basic sense, but we'll add it anyway..."

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'