Classism Critic Gifts

"Are you asking if I'm lazy because I'm in the 47% or the 99%?"

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

The Price of Freedom

Tempest in a Teapot

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"Sir, your greed is showing."

"Money is life's report card."

Corporate Greed.

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

The two faces of capitalism.

Capitalism and Consumers

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

Making money for investors is simple

Gavrila Derzhavin

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

Consumption Graph.

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

Sign: Globo Corporation: A company on a journey to find its authentic self, guided by the traditional disciplines of Western Capitalism.

"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."

"I dream of the day when all costs can be passed on to customers equally."

"Elon Musk just earned more than I'll ever earn in my whole life in the time it took me to say Elon Musk."

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

Trickle down