Fascism Critic Gifts

Adolf Hitler

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

Like Voting for Goebbels

"Say. . . don't I know you from someplace. . . ?"

BNP legality response to court ruling.

Democracy Bombs

Afghanistan

"I spent 18-plus years, $2 trillion and around 2,400 dead soldiers in Afghanistan, and all I got was. . . this lousy turban."

'Hey, I voted for the big tax hike because suffering builds character!'

Tony Blair in the morning and George Bush in the afternoon. Lulu and Stan were having a good day.

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

There's Riches in Diversity

'Hey, Pops...the peasants are out of food again and I wrecked my Mercedes... What do we do about it?'

'If looks could sue, eh, Walt?'

"What can I get you?" "An explanation for that dumb reason why Batman and Superman stopped fighting at the end of Batman v Superman." "Would you like that spoiler-filled or spoiler-free?" "Spoiler-filled would be lovely, please." "Ok. Batman did not stop fighting Superman just because both of their moms were named 'Martha.'" "'Martha' was not just a person. In Batman’s nightmares, 'Martha' had come to represent all that was good about him." "When Superman whispered 'Martha,' it did t

Trump White House Word Search

Muslim Screening Test

Government a la Carte

"These are my 'Nebraska attack poodles'. They don't bark, they don't bite, they just do exactly what they're told. . ."

Balance Sheets in Space

Mother Theresa (May)

How I Learned to Love the Drone Bomb

"There can be no peace until they renounce their Rabbit God and accept our Duck God."

'Tell me if this hurts.'

Anti-Vax: Death Cult

"How rude! Violence has never thwarted fascists!"

'Well in two years time, I might just not vote for you to be emperor again.'

'And you? Any New Year revolutions?'

Things are looking up!

The muse for letters to the editor.

China 70 Years

'Don't tell me about the basic goodness of children - as soon as there were two, Cain killed Abel!'

Unsocial Security.