"Plebs won't know what the word means!"
Class Distinction Critic Gifts
Looking for a gift that makes a statement? Our products for the class distinction critic blend humor and wit, perfect for anyone who enjoys poking fun at social hierarchies. Whether for a do-gooder or a social commentator, these gifts are designed to provoke thought and spark laughter. Great for anyone who loves satire or is passionate about social justice, our range offers a unique way to express their views with a touch of humor.
"The peasants are revolting Sire."
"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."
"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."
"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."
'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'
'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'
Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'
Barrister startled by a witness' description of him
'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'
Home for the Holidays
"O.K., here I am in the fourth grade, but is that really what I want to be doing with my life?"
'Gee, thanks pal."
'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'
David Cameron Parenting Classes: 'After registering them for Eton the next most important thing is selecting the right nanny!'
"I like our history teacher, but he talks too much about the past."
'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'
'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'
"Oh for goodness sake grow up Gerald. You know that just encourages them"
Cabs vs Omnibuses
"Our teacher isn't as user-friendly as our computers."
Rich and poor
"Okay, okay...you have an UN common cold."
'On The Face Of It.'
The Old Order Changeth.
Critical Thinking....
Praise better than scolding: 'Having set the school on fire, well done for calling the fire brigade.'
Costermonger addresses gentleman
Snobbish gentlemen
Footman - The Country and the Town
"If you do good work, maybe some day your son will work for my son."
'What about 'cronyism'?'
'A focus group of classmates, that I assembled, think you can't teach.'
"They never find any lice but it does establish the social order"
"Are you asking if I'm lazy because I'm in the 47% or the 99%?"
Class Distinction Critic Gifts Collection
Class Distinction Critic Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for the class distinction critic to find witty designs that make your morning coffee a conversation starter.
Class Distinction Critic Pillows
Bring humor into your home with pillows that challenge societal norms—perfect for the class distinction critic’s witty decor.
Class Distinction Critic Prints
Check out our prints that satirize social hierarchies—ideal for the daring class distinction critic who loves eye-catching, thought-provoking art.
Class Distinction Critic T-Shirts
Discover our t-shirts featuring sharp satire that the class distinction critic will love—wear your social commentary with style.