Classified Projects Fan Gifts

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Best before 65 million BC.

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

Adult Barbershop

His and Hers Wedding

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Love Trap

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

Eureka

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

Career advice from the boss

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'