Classification Guru Pillows

Animal and Mineral.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Geek fairies

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

Crocodile Selfie

Musical genres

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

We're looking at better ways to share our knowledge & expertise. But I'm not going to tell you what they are.'

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.