Classification Guru Gifts

Animal and Mineral.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Robots In The Boardroom

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

Geek fairies

The Modern Novel.

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

Windows or Mac?

Crocodile Selfie

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

Musical genres

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

We're looking at better ways to share our knowledge & expertise. But I'm not going to tell you what they are.'

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."