Recycling Guru Pillows

Kid to kid picking nose: 'That's not what's meant by 'going green'.'

Paper, glass, metal, plastic, wood, cloth, organic chemicals, inorganic chemicals...

Blue Jay sits in a nest made of earphone

"I'm a sports drink bottle you neglected to recycle in 2007."

This junk mail made from recycled junk mail.

An actual recycling center sign, 'Aluminum Cans Only. At this time we cannot accept dirty cans, B-52 tail assemblies, auto chassis, old storm windows or surplus land mines. Thank you.'

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

Emma mistakes the statue of Larry Liverymore, the world's first recycler, with that of of General Douglas Macarthur.

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

'Junk food, Junk mail, Junk'

Environmentalists Go Home

'We all contribute something to the world... my contribution is toxic waste.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Environmentalist

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Food waste with recycling symbol

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

Litter Pick

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

'Not that slowly back...'

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'