Classics Geek Gifts

"Call me Ishmael, - or Fish Meal, if I fall overboard."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

'Caesar salad?'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Goddess

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

Dante's Undiscovered Prequels

Selfie

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

The definitive turning point in The Great Terrier-Squirrel War was the now-famous Trojan Acorn Maneuver.

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

The furies

Seneca

The Mother Of Damocles

Tosca on the balcony

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Mark Twain

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.