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"Call me Ishmael, - or Fish Meal, if I fall overboard."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

'Caesar salad?'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Goddess

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Selfie

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

Mark Twain

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

Seneca

The furies

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

The definitive turning point in The Great Terrier-Squirrel War was the now-famous Trojan Acorn Maneuver.

The Mother Of Damocles

Tosca on the balcony

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."